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Army-of-Dorkness

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  • Oct 31
  • Canada
  • Deviant for 11 years
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My Bio
Born on the Bayou I graduated suma cum lade from the Institute of Lower Caring. I spent twelve years with the Monks of Lower Northern Alaska in a sanctuary guided by Nuns and Neo Nazi's until my escape to Puerto Rico where I met and fell in love with a one legged hipster chick who had an accordion that her father's monkey danced to for cigarettes in a mexican prison. Daily trips from Puerto Rico to said Mexican prison begain to put too many miles on my bicycle so we sold the monkey for three magic beans that turned into a mo-ped when we planted them. Sadly, she died in a mo-ped accident just 6 months prior to her 90th birthday. I still cash her social security checks, but it's puerto rican money and now that I reside in Communist Canada (It's just like CAnada but with more rules and less clothing), I can't spend any of it. So to get by I paint grains of sand and sell them to artarded tourists. Go Leafs!

Favourite Visual Artist
Don Johnson
Favourite Movies
Fast Times at Deep Crack High 8
Favourite TV Shows
Win Lose or Draw
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Anything that takes an instrument, and talent, not a computer and a play button.
Favourite Books
Mein Kompf, 100 Little Hitlers, The Rise of the third reich, Anne Frank's diary
Favourite Writers
Kevin Grisham
Favourite Games
Hide and go bang the babysitter while the kids are hiding.
Favourite Gaming Platform
xplaywiistation360
Tools of the Trade
A Rapier Wit. And your mom's feminine hygiene products.
Other Interests
bowling
Loona-Cry is a bully. Simple as that. And a shitty artist to boot.. Bottom line I'm here for one reason, and one reason only, to sell prints of dog shit. HAhaha, no really, to give it back to the people who hand it out. But please, don't make the mistake of coming here, and thinking you can hurt my feelings, because I have none attached to this profile. Your best efforts will only serve as laughter juice for my brain giggles. But, I need targets. So, you see someone talking shit without reason, hit me up. Let me know about it. Because it seems like the first thing these pussies do is go straight for the block button after they get their retu
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Seriously, talk shit about people who know how to do actual artwork while your anime digitations are polluting the community and you're just as sad an pathetic as I am. Look at all this free time I have. I see you acting like a bitch Imma treat you like one. No matter who it's towards. I'm the anti-troll troller and I'm out for loser blood. Talk shit, get shit talked to. If you see me on your page you did something wrong to someone who didn't deserve it. Don't be rude, be a dude. Dudes are cool, you're a tool.
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